Hey, computer! Hello, how can I help you? Call Dixie Chicks! Calling Dixie Fried Chicken. N-not a fried chicken! Just abort.
Abort! [shooting] [laughing] What’s the smoke about? I don’t know. Why don’t you smell it
and tell me what it smells like? All right, I’ll just go ahead and —
Wait, what? Why do I have to smell it? Well, what if it’s dangerous? – Yeah well you’re the indestructible one.
– Yeah, but you’re young. – You have a young nose.
– What? Okay. You know what?
Let’s just — – Let’s just smell it together, okay?
– Fine! – All right, what you getting?
– Okay, I’m getting hints of oak. – Okay, I’m getting an oak.
– I’m getting a little bit of oak. Berries? Some uh… – Mmm, notes of maple?
– A little bit of uh… In the maple… – Yeah I’m getting…
– And I’m getting some dried cinnamon. – Some variety of fruits.
– Yeah there it is. [mumbling] [laughing] [screaming] [evil laugh] Well, well, well. So this is Captain Man’s secret man cave. [evil laugh] Oh! Sleep sweetly! Jerk pops. [evil laugh] Hey can only girls wear these bunny ears
or can boys wear them too — [gasps] You…
You are The Toodler! It’s The Toddler, you moron! [gasps] Captain Man!
Kid Danger! Oh, what did you do to them? I’ll never tell! Oh yeah?
Well then… [pushing buttons] What’d you just do? Oh…
I’ll never tell! [laughing] [screaming] [music playing] [camera clicking] [laughing] All right, come on!
You can’t make faces like that. But I gotta look cool if I want
girls to like me for looking cool. [laughing] Well, just try a normal,
natural smile, okay? Okay. [laughing] This better? Yeah, sure. [laughing] – Hey!
– What? You know why this red light’s flashing? What red light? Uh oh! Will —
Get! [laughing] What’s happening? Somebody put the man cave
on stage two lockdown. Oh, no!
Stage two lockdown? What does that mean? [laughing] Dang it, am I the only person here
who read the employee manual? I think so. When there’s trouble in the man cave, and you don’t want anybody
to be able to get in or out, you activate a stage two lockdown. [shooting sounds] – Oh my God!
– Man! That’s The Toddler! Well how’d The Toddler
get into the man cave? I don’t know!
I just started watching this when you did. [evil laugh] Something’s wrong with Ray and Henry. Well what happened to ’em? I just started watching this when you did! [laughing] [mumbling] [screaming] [evil laugh]